I’m really more of a let’s-all-love-our-vampires kind of gal, but as the boy scouts say, “be prepared”. After all, vampires are creatures of the night, and you never know when they might get a little out of hand. And even if your vampire friend is one of those sweet, sugary, I’d-rather-die-than-drink-from-a-human sort, their friends may not be. In that case, doesn’t it make sense to be ready?
And now, thanks to The Green Dragon you can do just that! Check it out:

(filched from thegreendragon.us )
http://www.thegreendragon.us/Vampire-Stakes.html
(Isn’t that fun? I got that link from a forum on GoodReads and had to share! They have some other really cool items, like wands, skystones and tankards, but the vampire stakes were too cool!)
Of course, if you’re on a tight budget and handy with power tools, you could always make them yourself:
stolen from pbcohen.com
http://www.pbcohen.com/item-42.html
(read all the way to the end to see what they were really for – it’s pretty funny)
Now I’m not advocating vampire slaying, but I’m just saying, you never know. Better to be safe than sorry.
















falcon1974
/ November 14, 2010Looks kinda cool, though I think I’d rather have a zombie defense than a vampire defense.
I can always make stakes out of my old hockey sticks.
Joleene Naylor
/ November 18, 2010Ha ha! well no further:
http://freshpics.blogspot.com/2008/09/zombie-defense-kit.html
Jonathan Harvey
/ November 15, 2010I think I want to make my own stakes. This could be a great craft project for scouts, no?
Joleene Naylor
/ November 18, 2010It could! Bonding AND self defense all at the same time!
bonnie mutchler
/ November 15, 2010cute!! But I expect my Vampire to protect me
And besides I plan on becoming a vampire too, so no need for stakes
Joleene Naylor
/ November 18, 2010You might need them to kill other evil vampires.. you know, like the chick hitting on YOUR vampire…. think about it
Sharon
/ November 15, 2010I have a wooden Escrima stick in my trunk that split and would make a perfect vampire killing stake. We used the sticks in a Taekwondo demo a few months ago and I broke mine.
Joleene Naylor
/ November 18, 2010Good way to recycle!
Agatha82
/ November 17, 2010Oh noooo! Never Never Never would I use that on my pretty lovely boy! *gasps*
However, please, someone go use one on that Edward sparkly wimp…mwah hah hah
Joleene Naylor
/ November 18, 2010Ha ha! He’s such an anti-vampire it probably wouldn’t work! LOL!!
Agatha
/ November 23, 2010You’re right…hmmm, someone needs to write a short story where he bites it and sparkles no more ha ha ha (oh how I love vampire puns)