I got this in my email today and it made me giggle:
Quick! Buy the entire Joleene Naylor collection from Amazon today. Amazon told you to, so you know you have to do it. ;)
Let me rush right out and buy those. Be nice if they are sending this message to other people (sales have been abysmal so far this summer, probably because I’ve done no marketing), but I doubt it. Amazon is just desperate to get me to buy something and those were probably the last things I looked at.
Yeah, I have been mainly offline for awhile. My house flooded, as I may have mentioned on here, and we had to move, which of course was an unexpected disaster. We’re nearly settled in; the bedrooms aren’t done yet, and we still have no couch, but all the junk/ruined stuff has been gotten rid of and we at least have regular internet again. Maybe I’ll get back to posting. Wouldn’t that be nice?
And while I am sharing funny things, look at this spam comment I had:
“They do, however, charge you for every corpse they take.”
I’m not sure WHO charges per corpse, but I guess it’s nice to know they aren’t PAYING for them.
New website coming soon. I may post previews later.
Have a good one!
Posted by Joleene Naylor on July 17, 2013
It’s been two years since I published 101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire. At the time I expected it to have ten downloads, but since then it’s had over 27,000. I’m sure when it comes to free ebooks that’s not an astronomical number, but since it is getting downloaded I thought it might be time to give it a polish.
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire – Revamped features a new, shorter intro that plainly tells potential readers what the book is before they download it. I’ve also replaced the free “preview” of book 2 with a sneak peek of book 4 (which still needs a title! Eek!). The biggest change is that I added Jonathan Harvey as a co-author.
Jonathan actually came up with about a third of the tips (previously uncredited) because in 2010 he was feverishly finishing up his Unusual Christian Devotional, Shades of Plaid, and the two seemed at a cross purpose. But, since we’re now working on a vampire Willy book (we have some pages! Really!) I don’t think the association will do him any damage and it might even build up his vampire credibility.
With listing him as a contributing author, we also added in a free sample of Shades of Plaid. I know, it’s not very vampirey, but it will do until we get a chunk of vampire Willy ready to go and then we can swap that in, instead.
Just what is 101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire? It’s just that, a list of 101 Tips for traveling with a vampire, though many of them can be used as travel tips even if you don’t take the undead along. It’s not a novel. It’s not a short story. If you want those then check out my Amaranthine series or my Vampire Morsels. But, if you’re looking to kill ten minutes for free and get a sneak peek at book 4, then give it a shot.
(The new version will filter down to Barnes & Noble, etc. in the next couple of weeks)
Posted by Joleene Naylor on February 3, 2012
Jorick and Katelina are making a special guest appearance over on the Terrible Turtle Conspiracy site. Stop by and see what Christmassy hijinks are afoot!
“Heck yeah! I want to see what Jonathan’s done to them….”
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Posted by Joleene Naylor on December 23, 2011