The Stand Up for Blogophilia 23.6

A hilarious piece written by Sassy Sue – it’s a vampire stand up comedian! Ha ha!

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The MC at the comedy club skips out onto the stage. “Our last stand up for the evening will be out in a minute. He’ll introduce himself.” The emcee, visibly shaking, races to the stage door, flings it open, disappears and the door bangs shut.

A man saunters into the spot light, glances over his shoulder at the slammed door, bewildered, he  shakes his head, mutters some unintelligible words, places a stool centre stage and a drink on a small table then takes the mic, steps to the front and smiles at the audience.

“Hello. I am Alan. I am 200 years old. I am a vampire.

“The name I was given at birth was .. a very ordinary and forgettable name. And not a good one to be lit up on a marquee.

“Yes just Alan. What?” He asks as his gaze scans the audience. “Alan’s no worse a name…

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4 Comments

  1. Hey thanks for this 😀 I made up two of the jokes myself !

    Reply
  2. Cindy Agee

     /  August 7, 2013

    Click first link, scroll to bottom…Whitney Cummings: You Tube. Funny!

    Sent from my iPhone

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