How to Assemble Your Zombie First Aid Kit Infograph

Vampires are my usual subject, but that doesn’t mean I’m not aware of the zombie plague that’s coming. You may think that just because we made it through 2012 without an apocalypse that it means we’re safe, but we’re never safe. not so long as zombie inducing plagues are incubating in a laboratory near you (and we know they are. TV says so.). How do you prepare for the zombie apocalypse? The infograph has some tips:


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Isn’t that fun? If wordpress shrinks it too small follow the link underneath and hover over the image on their page to see it full size.

Now, back to worrying about vampires….

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Know Your Zombies

The typical zombie.

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May is Zombie Awareness month and the I Smell Sheep blog is celebrating in grand style with daily zombie posts, including this very informative, potentially life saving post. Any red blooded human who wants to survive the zombie apocalypse should swing by and read it. Not only does it detail the different kind of zombies such as Runners, Shambler and Mutants, but also how to defeat them. But, just how do people turn into zombies, anyway? Never fear! The folks at I Smell Sheep have gone so far as to break that down, too!

For more info on Zombie Awareness Month, check out the official page.

http://www.zombieresearch.org/awareness.html

Jonathan and His Inner Zombie Converse…

Okay, maybe it’s not his inner zombie, but that’s only because it’s too busy eating brains to do much talking.

Inner Workaholic: What are you talking about? Why aren’t we working on the webcomic?

Me: Because I was going to post this the other day-

Inner Procrastinator: Yeah, we got distracted. Remember YouTube?

Inner Workaholic: Oh, yeah. All right, it’s posted, let’s get to work.

Me: No it’s not. I haven’t given anyone the link yet.

Inner HTML Ninja: LINK

Me: What’s that going to do? Why would someone click on the word “link”? It needs an intro.

Inner Gushing Person: you should all check out Jonatha’s super cool pimp blog. And I’m not just saying that because he pimped me, but because it’s really cool. It’s so cool, and funny, that I ripped him off.

Inner HTML Ninja: Check it out

Inner Blonde: What? Like, how did we rip him off?

Me: this whole “conversation with the multiple personalities” thing. He did that first. In that really funny blog.

Inner Blonde: Oh! tee-hee!

Inner Workaholic: Good. Comic time.

Me: But wait! I have a couple of thank yous, first.

Inner Gushing Person: That’s my department, thank you very much. Don’t make me contact the union.

Me: Union?

Everyone *ignores me*

Inner Gushing Person: Yes, a super special thank you  to Sharon for her fantastic review – she’s like the book review ninja! Moves so fast you don’t even know she’s been 😉

Inner HTML Ninja: LINK

Me: Um, there was already a link there…

Inner Gushing Person: I’m not done yet! Also, a thank you to  Cherie for her awesome email the other day! (She was one of the poets that won a copy of Shades of Gray in the CPC Sharonlee Poetry Contest last August.)

Me: I remember that.  There were a lot of good poems.

Inner Cry Baby: Yeah, we didn’t win *sob* Not like that Bonnie who won 2!

Me: Yes we did. We won popular vote.

Inner Workaholic: Okay, now you’re just stalling. Get to work already!!

Me: okay! Okay! Yeesh! It’s sad when you get bossed around by imaginary personalities.

Inner Boss: Hey! Who’s bossin’ who? That’s my job! Do I need to contact the union again…

Me: *runs away*

(If you read Jonathan’s blog, this makes a lot more sense! 😉 )

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